How to Make the Most Out of Your Night In

Finally managed to get all your homework and studying out of the way, as well as your roommate? Got the appart for yourself and didn’t plan on going out?

Sounds like the perfect moment to (masturbate) catch up on some alone time.

When these few moments to yourself are rare, it may be a little overhelming to decide what to do. Should you read that new book you bought, catch up on some of your hobbies, interests, or start that new series on Netflix? What about blasting your favorite songs through the entire apartment? Should you take a relaxing bath or dance & sing your heart out in the shower? There are just too many options, so you gotta get strategic. What could you not normally do when someone else is around?

Catching up on reads can be done even if your roommate is there, but if you really want to just get cozy with a book, my advice would be to read a hella sad one. The same advice goes for a Netflix show. This way, you know that you can just cry your heart out without feeling any shame whatsoever. And when your roommate comes back and sees your puffy eyes, all you have to say is “I got soap in my eyes”, give them a good glare to prevent further questioning, and that’s that.

Something that I highly recommend doing is putting on some music through the entire appart. Is there a song you love but that your roommate hates? Or a lame song that you’re ashamed of admitting that you love? Now’s the time! Go wild. Be the singer that you dream to be. Let your worse dance moves out or try some new ones so you’ll look effortlessly great in the club. Add some spice by doing it all naked.

Seriously, doing anything naked makes it 10X more awesome. Walk around naked. Read naked. Drink water naked. Cook or order some takeout naked (but put your robe on when the food gets there, cause chances are the delivery boy ain’t that cute). [Send nudes]

Take the opportunity of being alone to do all of this out of your room. You can create your very own cozy space in the living room to camp there for the evening with one or two blankets and a couple of pillows. Spread all your shit around: your cellphone, laptop, books, makeup, snacks, etc. Getting to do what you usually do in a different setting is always refreshing! Or if you’d prefer, get everything out of the way and walk down a runway like a professional model. Why not host your very own cooking show in the kitchen, or pretend you’ve got a Youtube channel and do a makeup tutorial? No one’s there to hear you talk to yourself or to your plants.

And don’t forget, no one’s there either to see you go to the bathroom with the door open.

What do you do when you’re alone? Let me know, I might just share some of my favourite answers! (anonymously if you prefer). Send me a mail or a DM on Insta! 🌹

An accurate depiction of me home alone: